If cocoa beans are beans, and beans are vegetable....

Why aren't chocolate vegetable too?
Yesterday we learnt a thing or two from bio class (or a billion, either ways)- that people over the world are hungry not because thats not enough food in the whole word, but people die because of uneven food distribution.
So.... why can't food just fall out of the sky? Processed, packaged, and tasting awesome?
I bet everyone's heard the pickup line, "Did it hurt when you fall out of heaven?" Which will make someone really happy, or a very sarcastic look. Hey, at least you didn't just get slapped.
5 Things I DO NOT want to fall out of the sky:
5) Edward Cullen (s)
4) Rotten Eggs
3) Fish that ain't sushi
2) Spoilt Milk
1) Lizards (if it did, I won't EVER go outside anymore. NEVER)
Ain't it cool if we could feed hungry people with food that fall out of the sky? Then nobody would go hungry anymore! Then we wouldn't feel obliged to do the "click a day" thing like "The Hunger Site" (do click!) out of our sympathy. Maybe fish can start raining from the sky, then we can have seafood all day, to the horror of Chaos Panda. :D Or maybe meat. But then some people are picky about their meat. I think the only common one that can fall is chicken.
5 minutes ago I just heard a tap tap on the pavement. Something's falling out of the sky!
Oh, wait. Rain. Boo.
Lots of love of rain,
Max
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